Who is She?
by Kylee Web
Humor Editor
You have probably heard her quoted countless times at lunchtime, walking through the halls at school, or in small gatherings with friends. Everyone seems to know her. She is the most high-profile gossiped about girl in our school due to her inappropriate, attention-hungry, un-classy flirting behavior towards men. I cannot tell you how many conversations have been completely ruined because I accidentally said something that she apparently had already said. She has played a major role in tainting the minds of youthful people just trying to get through a simple day of school without the constant innuendos. She has already forced many students to avoid using some adjectives and verbs, due to the dreaded “that’s what she said” joke.
This needs to stop. She needs to stop. I think we can all agree that it is getting out of hand. Of all people to quote so frequently, over strong political figures such as Winston Churchill, George Washington, and Martin Luther King Jr., we choose her? Do we really want to continue reiterating the words of this woman who has repeatedly proven to be a poor role-model to all children, teenagers, and adults? Honestly, does she ever have anything decent, or even appropriate to say? When will the line be drawn? If we continue down this path eventually there will literally be nothing you can say that she has not already said. Can you imagine a world where every sentence in every conversation is followed by “that’s what she said”? It is a terrifying concept, but we may have to face it if this woman will not shut her mouth.