by Catherine Soule
Culture Editor
Fancy Feast seabass & shrimp appetizer: Though the effort for a three-course meal is appreciated, this stuff is overrated. “Appetizer” is more of an excuse to get jipped on portion size. The food is soggy, and the fish is full of chemicals to maintain the color. In addition, don’t let the name fool you. I found one, maybe two pieces of shrimp in my bowl and my feast was much less than fancy.

Friskies fine cuts with chicken in gravy: This wet food meal will satisfy any feline. Not only is the chicken fresh, but it is packed with fiber, fat, and protein to make for a happy food-coma nap following meal time. It has achieved a moist texture without being soggy, a cause that deserves my high praises and recommendation.

Iams proactive health: However bland, this dry food makes for a satisfying meal. Nothing interesting, but it is supposedly healthy and will prolong each of your nine lives.

The Goodlife Recipe: My favorite by far. Treats come in several flavors, though I recommend the chicken and beef. You don’t have to feel bad about indulging in one of these rewards since they are all-natural and will keep your delicate figure slim.

Evolution Diet pet food: Do not let your owner trick you into this one. The meal will not only leave you feeling unsatisfied, but hungry and therefore sleepless. Food is meant to be enjoyable, and this is far from it. Stay away at all costs: that will force your master to buy something new.